There you were playing in your exersaucer, bouncing around, showing mommy how the monkey spins. I heard the familiar grunt that signified that you were, in fact, pooping. I got all excited because dad's home and usually dad misses all of the poopy diapers, and I end up cleaning them all. I decided to wait to retrieve you until after your dad had taken his nap, so he could change your dirty butt.
Well he woke up and you started to get extremely agitated, so being the wonderful mother I am, I picked you up. I recognized the smell immediately, but didn't anticipate the gooey, warm feeling on my arm. OH MY GOD! Your poop was smeared all over my arm!
Yes my child you got me, you got your exersaucer seat, and some even plopped on to the base. My child you have just had your first FULL SCALE blowout.
P.S. Your dad still changed your poopy diaper, so I guess getting pooped on was worth something!
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