Finding out . . .

So I woke up that morning and went to Starbucks.  The world doesn't spin without a latte!  After a discussion the previous night, your father and I agreed that I should go buy a pregnancy test just to see.  So I stopped at the pharmacy on my way back and bought a two-fer, super cheap.  I of course, thought your father was being insane. I knew I wasn't pregnant!

 So I drank my latte, and got ready for work.  I went to the bathroom and took the test with me.  I peed on the stick, put it on the counter, washed my hands and looked down two seconds later.  TWO LINES!!  What the FRICK!

 So I grabbed my phone and called your dad at work.  He didn't answer so I left him a message, "call me as soon as you get this!"  And then I proceeded to call Auntie A :

 Me:  I just took a pregnancy test, it's positive.

A:        What? What?  Why are you taking a pregnancy test alone?

Me: I didn't think it would be positive, I can't be pregnant there's no way it's a false positive.

A:        Why can't you be pregnant?  Aren't you having sex?

Me:     Yes, I am, just in the safe way, besides I've been cramping like crazy!

A:        Oh I think you’re pregnant and for real.

Me:  Oh, he’s on the other line let me call you back.

A:        Ok call back soon!

Me:     Hunny?

Dad: Hi sweetie, what do you need?

Me:  It's positive the test is positive.

Dad: What?

Me:       I took a pregnancy test it came up positive!

Dad: Ok, ummm ok, well, hunny I gotta get back to work but don't worry everything is going to be just fine ok!

 Now don't get me wrong Butterbutt, we were shocked!  You were, as many children are, unexpected, but loved as well.  When I saw your dad that night, I knew everything would work out.  And even though we weren't married (get over it neither were my parents when I was conceived,) and we weren't living together, I knew that eventually things would blend together and everything would work out, because I love your daddy and he loves me.  As always you're a blessing Butterbutt!